How do you defend yourself against a man with two dildos?

And yes, according to Wikipedia, dildos is correct, not "dildoes". r even "dildi". Don't ever accuse me of not doing my research. Although Safari fails to recognise it as a real word. Conspiracy?

Edit: dildeaux?
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