No news is good news

Haaratz, an Israeli newspaper, replaced it's entire reporting staff with noted poets and authors on Wednesday. Here is an excerpt from author Avi Herling's financial report:

"Everything's okay. Everything's like usual. Yesterday trading ended. Everything's okay. The economists went to their homes, the laundry is drying on the lines, dinners are waiting in place... Dow Jones traded steadily and closed with 8,761 points, Nasdaq added 0.9% to a level of 1,860 points.... The guy from the shakshuka [an Israeli egg-and-tomato dish] shop raised his prices again..."

via Snarkmarket
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