Japanese toilets are too advanced

Too many button, Japanese toilet. Too many buttons. I just want to flush you but it feels like i'm programming a VCR. Remember VCRs, Japanese toilet? You're probably too young to remember them. It's just too much. Simplify.

Keep the heated seat though. That's handy.

ASIDE: I noticed this is the second post in a row where I address an inanimate object directly. I'll cut it out now.
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